5/11/2006

nintendo golden shower, new wow race, and al lowe news

starting off with the answer (black text... select to view): mallrats. rene is making it clear to brodie that she's not taking his shit anymore. this was a difficult quote to choose as mallrats has so many good ones :)
and today's quote:
"...you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger."
hmmm... that might be a difficult one. select the text below if you need a (big) hint:
the character that says this is played by johnny depp.

al lowe has added a page on his site about sam suede: undercover exposure (the new game hes involved with) and the new company also has a webpage: ibase entertainment.
it sounds like al lowe is trying to bring his larry brand of humour into an action title. it sounds like it could be fun. go read the write-up yourself an lookit the pictures too.

the magic box has a list of games being planned for the future, including a bunch of games for the nintendo wii. scanning through that list i found something horrible:
Wii Sports. (a collection of sports games).
o.m.f.g. seriously!
wee sports?
nintendo, you need to fire the crackho that's responsible for this shit.
i can see it now: nintendo's next handheld will be called the p00...
(p zero zero. the zeros representing 2 eyes watching the game, or two thumbs on the controller)
there will be one of those "party" games where you try outdo your opponent and it'll be called "eat my p00!"
and soon you'll be able to get the nintendo buttsex next generation console,
with vibrating controllers...
and the flagship release game will be "assfuckers" a fps showing off the whoresome graphics...
do you see a trend here nintendo?
you need to do something about it now.
please.
rename the console-formally-known-as-revolution.

and the new alliance race has been announced at E3.
the burning crusade addon will add blood elves (horde) and draenei (alliance) as new playable races.
the draenei (or "exiled ones" in their own tongue) are all blue and have a very "persecuted good guys" story to them. You know: beings of light being chased by nasty demons who have almost wiped them out etc...
very cleric looking.
go read the story yourselves... and pick up some of the new wallpapers while you're at it.

6 Comments:

Blogger moonflake said...

once upon a time in mexico?

12:27 PM  
Blogger evo.llusion said...

yup second that =)

New WoW race not as hideous as previously expected. Guess Blizzard just could bring themselves to give the alliance some personality. I think they look quite cool !!

9:17 AM  
Blogger evo.llusion said...

*couldn't

9:18 AM  
Blogger ChittyChittyBangBang! said...

Haha... since I am the third... I can pretend I am clever and knew where the quote is from by saying,"what they said".. hehe.

9:37 AM  
Blogger Mr Angry said...

It figures the first one of your quotes I know gets guessed by everyone else. Oh well.

It will really be time to worry when Nintendo bring out Wii water sports.

Although it will be a big seller with a certain crowd.

12:20 PM  
Blogger zenstar said...

a lot of people getting the quote today :)

evo: i think they look interesting, but the blood elves are far cooler.
and i don't really follow all the warcraft history so i don't care if they tailor it for wow :)
all i remember is warcraft 1: demons taint orcs and they fight.
wc2: something pansy to do with elves.
wc3: demons and the lich king go trouncing everyone. alliances are made. nightelves are overpowered.
wc3 frozen throne: 404. game not known. i presume its something cold: orcs looking for icecream or something...
wow: a 3rd person diablo. you kill stuff for xp and there's some story reason for it.
i like the rich history and stuff, but i don't need much of a reason to hit a human in the face when i'm playing an orc :)

chitty: smooth. no-one noticed that you didn't know. maybe you did and you're just psyching us out... smart!

mr angry: you just gotta get in sooner :)
and i really don't want wii water sports :(
golden water polo... playing with balls in wii water :(
make me sad in pants.

12:29 PM  

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